- United States
- Fla.
- Letter
I just wanted to extend my deepest thanks for the brilliant Republican economic strategy of slapping tariffs on everything in sight. Nothing screams "helping the American people" like making cars even more unaffordable! With prices already through the roof, I can’t wait to see how much more working families get to pay—all while former President Trump proudly declares that he "couldn’t care less." Inspiring leadership, truly.
But hey, I get it. Desperate times call for desperate measures, right? The fear is practically radiating off the GOP. Pulling Elise Stefanik from the UN seat just to keep from losing her seat in the House? Genius move. Except, of course, for the fact that it’s just another sign that you all know what’s coming. Deep-red Florida suddenly up for grabs? Oh, you love to see it.
And let’s be clear—this isn’t just a blue wave. This is a tsunami barreling toward November 2026, ready to wash away the House, the Senate, and any last remnants of the Republican grip on power. But don’t worry, I’m sure Americans will totally forget how you all made their lives more expensive. The stable genius who said prices come down day one lied—again and again and again.
Wishing you the best (of luck—you’ll need it),