- United States
- R.I.
- Letter
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Petition to Remove Elon Musk from the Department of General Efficiency (DoGE) & Replace Him with MrBeast
To: The U.S. Government, Tesla Board of Directors
From: Citizens Who Believe in Competent Leadership
Subject: Remove Elon Musk from DoGE & Tesla Leadership – Replace Him with MrBeast
Dear Officials,
Elon Musk has somehow gained influence over the Department of General Efficiency (DoGE), a government facility he was never elected to control. This is not how democracy works. Musk’s track record—Twitter’s collapse, Tesla recalls, and mass layoffs—proves he’s not the right person for this role.
We propose replacing Musk with MrBeast, a leader who actually understands efficiency and public service.
Why MrBeast is the Better Choice:
• Proven Efficiency – He built a global brand from nothing and runs massive charity operations smoothly.
• Delivers on Promises – Unlike Musk’s constant delays, MrBeast gets things done.
• Uses Power for Good – MrBeast funds hospitals and fights world hunger. Musk pushes Dogecoin memes and picks Twitter fights.
• Respects Workers – MrBeast values his team, while Musk fires people at random.
Our Demands:
1. Elon Musk must be removed from any government-affiliated role in DoGE.
2. MrBeast should be given oversight, ensuring efficiency benefits the public.
3. Tesla’s board should consider replacing Musk with someone who won’t destroy the company’s reputation.
Billionaire influence over government institutions is dangerous. If efficiency matters, let’s put someone competent in charge.
Sign this petition to bring real efficiency back to DoGE and Tesla!